Dad Tip #4: Throw Bitcoins at the bride and groom instead of rice or confetti

Say goodbye to rice and throw out the paper confetti — I say celebrate the happy couple with bitcoins, nerds!

Five reasons this tip is hotter than the one Sam Bankman-Fried gave your second cousin’s ex-boyfriend earlier this year!

1. Bitcoins sound like they’re light, so they’d be easy to throw
2. Bitcoins may be cheaper than confetti at the time of this post
3. NFTs are so last year
4. You can use what’s left to Uber home after the reception
5. Bitcoins are like that one friend’s date who never shows up with him to weddings; we’re not sure she is real either…

Cha-ching!
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31 weeks until the wedding.