Dad Tip #5: The groom needs to buy a comfortable couch

It has been my personal experience that in any great marriage, there may exist great disagreements between spouses. This where a comfortable couch comes in handy, because, on rare occasions, I’m asked… I mean, I choose to sleep there.

Here are 5 practical reasons for the groom to heed my advice:

  1. I know my daughter’s Abbi-tude (see definition below)

    abbi-tude (n. or v.)
    – Abbi, forename, (21c.), Origins; German and Irish
    – tude, French abbreviation of attitude (17c.)

  2. You’ll need a place to stretch out to watch football while she’s making you dinner
  3. It’s a family tradition (at least on my side)
  4. She thinks she won the argument
  5. They say never go to sleep angry, and you won’t, comfy couch, remember?

La-Z-Boy!

30 weeks to the wedding