It has been my personal experience that in any great marriage, there may exist great disagreements between spouses. This where a comfortable couch comes in handy, because, on rare occasions, I’m asked… I mean, I choose to sleep there.
Here are 5 practical reasons for the groom to heed my advice:
- I know my daughter’s Abbi-tude (see definition below)
abbi-tude (n. or v.)
– Abbi, forename, (21c.), Origins; German and Irish
– tude, French abbreviation of attitude (17c.) - You’ll need a place to stretch out to watch football while she’s making you dinner
- It’s a family tradition (at least on my side)
- She thinks she won the argument
- They say never go to sleep angry, and you won’t, comfy couch, remember?
La-Z-Boy!
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30 weeks to the wedding