Dad Tip #6: Organize the bouquet toss like a rugby match

This tip is long overdue, and I think it could revolutionize the whole “bouquet toss” tradition. What better idea than to combine an alcohol-fueled reception with contact sports.

Here are five reasons why this genius:

1. After a four-hour Catholic wedding guests will need to get rid of nervous energy
2. Easy to pick teams, bride’s side and groom’s side (no transfer portals… ever)
3. Each team can perform a Haka to psyche each other out
4. If the bouquet hits the floor both sides will huddle in a scrum
5. Afterward both teams can drink Fosters… Australian for beer

Hustle Hit & Never Quit

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29 weeks to the wedding