For those of us with adult children, it’s like a club. So why not pass this lovely tradition down to the younger generation… you know, so they can appreciate it like we did.
Here are the top five reasons young parents will love this idea:
- You won’t have a hangover since you’ll be completely sober herding your wee little brood like Rip from Yellowstone because you lost the best of seven in rock paper scissors to your spouse.
- You can brush up on your nursing skills since one of your little angels will inevitably spike a 101 fever and projectile vomit on your new pants suit from Dress-O-Rama.
- Parents can enjoy the anticipation to see if the decision to skip nappy-time will result in your little matchstick girl’s inner demon coming out in an epic tantrum that will be more memorable than the best man’s speech. Vegas odds anyone?
- You can improve your eye-hand coordination because you’ll be constantly swatting your tiny tike’s mitts away from other guest’s food and drinks like Floyd Mayweather Jr. working a speed bag.
- You won’t pull a hammy on the dance floor because you’ll be a human mattress when little Gary finally passes out on you after eating three pieces of cake and doing wind sprints in the reception hall.
Bean dip.
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25 weeks to the wedding
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