Dad Tip #12: Bridesmaids should do a competitive cheer routine during the ceremony

I’m thinking the bridesmaids don’t really have a whole lot to do other than just stand and stare at the happy couple. Let’s make them earn their drinks at the open bar.

Top five reasons this will have you wiggling your spirit fingers 

1. When else can you chuck the maid of honor into the air and not get in trouble?
2. The “We’ve got spirit” cheer seems more relevant in a church.
3. Imagine a backflipping bridesmaid going down the aisle sticking a roundoff in front of the altar.
4. Ever seen the wave get started in the pews at church? It’s about time.
5. T-Shirt guns – enough said.

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! 

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22 weeks to the wedding