Dad Tip #13: Guys need to bring the heat; let go of the line dance and bring on the boxers

The Electric Slide and the Macarena aren’t bad, even after three Moscow Mules and a Cranberry Cosmo chaser. But if you really want to show your skills on the dance floor, gentlemen, drop trow and do the boxer dance.

Here are five reasons that’ll get you moving crazy like Swayze:

1. It makes sure all the guys actually do laundry before the day of the wedding
2. It’ll make the parents of the bride and groom very proud
3. Guys get tired of wearing pants
4. Boxers come in 2- or 6-packs, so you can share
5. If you see whitey tighties, they didn’t understand the assignment

“You know you make me want to shout!”

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21 weeks to the wedding